How It Happened

This morning I got out of bed and stepped into a swamp. I was underwater. I acted fast and got to the surface. I was surprised as to how I got here. I didn’t remember going to bed in a swamp. As I tread water I thought about the events from the previous evening.

I was at home. I cooked bison. I ate it while I watched, “Murder She Wrote”. I took a bath. I went to bed.

Hmm. Oh, wait. I forgot. I didn’t fall asleep right away. I laid there for a while thinking a bunch of thoughts. I thought it would be helpful to go for a walk. I got up out of bed. I put on a jacket and went for a walk. I walked for a couple of hours. I began to feel tired. I didn’t want to have to walk all the way back home. Then I noticed a sign that said, “Fullner Swamps Natural Habitat Hotel.” I got a bed and went to sleep.

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