Yes, a Racoon

Today I was cleaning my apartment when there was a knock at my door. I opened the door. There was a racoon looking up at me.

I said, “Hello, what can I do for you?”

The Racoon said, “Hi. The trash people came by and there’s nothing in the dumpsters. I’m wondering if I can go through your trash and find something to eat?

I said, “Sure, come on in.”

I showed the Racoon the trash can and he climbed in and rooted around. He came up with a grapefruit rind, a few beans, and something on the inside of a sandwich bag. I gave him a plate. Then I invited him to relax and watch TV with me while he ate. I was watching Jaws. It’s one of my favorite movies.

When the movie was over he said, “Thanks. I need to be going.”

I said, “Okay” and I let him out.

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