Posted by Brooks
on Mar 31, 2017 in Uncategorized
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The Sun didn’t come up this morning. I went outside and threw rocks up in the sky to try and wake up the Sun. Finally one of the rocks hit the Sun.
The Sun said, “What the…?”
I apologized and said that the Sun was late for work.
The Sun said, “I’m quitting! You do it!”
I said I didn’t have the necessary illumination qualities. The Sun didn’t say anything.
So for about an hour I strained really hard to shine. But I couldn’t create light. So I gave up and sat on the ground.
From the sky I heard the Sun say, “It’s not that easy, is it?”
I said, “I never said it was.”
The Sun said, “Alright, whatever.”
The Sun came out in full. Everything was lit up.
I said, “What was that all about then?”
The Sun said, “You get what you pay for.”