A talk with a penny

I picked up a penny from the ground.

The penny said, “What?”

I said, “I didn’t say anything.”

The penny said, “I swear you did.”

I said, ” I didn’t.”

The penny said, “Whatever.”

I said, “Is there something you want to say?”

The penny thought and said, ” I wish I were a quarter.”

I said, “Me too.”