Help from the bed

I was lying in bed, having a difficult time trying to fall asleep. So I decided to talk with my bed.

I said, “Bed, are you awake?”

My bed said, “I was.”

I said, “I’m sorry, it’s just that I can’t sleep, and thought you could sing me a lullaby.”

The bed sweetly sang, “There’s a kitty cat name Flipper, Flipper had purple hair, Flipper whistled like a mockingbird, perhaps Flipper wasn’t a cat.”

I was asleep in seconds.