I woke up this morning to find my bed surrounded by forest animals. There was a racoon couple, a mother bear and her three cubs, a hawk and an owl, a deer, a pack of coyotes, and a gang of turkeys.
I started sneezing like crazy because of my allergies. I sneezed so hard that my bed collapsed. This made the animals freak out and run around the room.
I took a breath from my inhaler and calmed down. The animals settled down too.
I said that I was glad to see them all, and wondered how they got in.
A turkey said, “You forgot to lock your back door.”
One of the bear cubs said, “Excuse me, Mister Palmer, but would you be kind enough to make us breakfast?”
I said, “Yes!!”