Oh, that’s why

I went for walk with God through the Chimera fruit tree forest.

God said, “Why so glum?”

I said that I’d been feeling miserable since I spent some time online reading the news.

God said, “I invented glumness as a red-flag indicator to stop what you’re doing.”

I asked why then God had invented something that would create glumness in the first place.

God said, “Because you can’t have one without the other.”

I tried to respond, but nothing came out except a long sigh. God said, “Nice breeze.”