C. Day

I took my time machine to 1476 and the deck of the Santa Maria. Christopher Columbus stood on the deck, barking orders to his crew.

Columbus saw me and asked me how I got on the ship. It’s hard to explain a time-machine, so I said I was a stow-away. Columbus had me put in shackles.

I didn’t mind. Basically I just wanted to spend some time breathing in the ocean air.