The Ride

I was hitchhiking across the Big Old USA when an El Dorado pulled over to give me a lift. It turns out it was being driven by a giant Sea Turtle. I didn’t say anything because I felt it would have been rude.

So we drove for hours, singing along with songs on the radio, and snacking on Wardly Turtle Delite Fish Flakes.

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