Inheritance

I inherited a rock quarry. I didn’t know what to do with it.

So I went down into the quarry and asked the rocks what they wanted to do. They said they wanted to go out for shakes.

So I put all the rocks in a big truck and brought them to the Shake Shack.

I took all their orders and got their shakes.

I asked what else they wanted to do. They wanted to go to the movies. I said okay.

It’s nice to have new friends.