I went out to a field and laid down.

After a few minutes, a vulture landed next to me. I told the vulture that I laid down for a rest, and wasn’t dying and ready to be a meal.

The vulture said, “The thing is, I’m really hungry.”

So I took a PB&J sandwich out of my jacket pocket and gave it to the vulture. The vulture thanked me, ate the sandwich, and laid down next to me. We feel asleep soon after.

But then we were awaken by a bear. The bear growled and said, “I’m going to eat you both.”

I thought to myself that a restaurant would do very well here.

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