I took my rocket ship up to the Moon to get away. While up there, I ran into the ghost of Neil Armstrong.
I said to him, “Are you taking the opportunity for another walk on the Moon?”

The ghost of Neil Armstrong said, “I wouldn’t say I’m taking this. When I died, I suddenly found myself here.”

I said, “Maybe when you die you automatically revisit the area of your greatest significance.”

The ghost of Neil Armstrong said, “Where do you think you’ll will go when you die?”

I said, “To revisit the time I finally beat my dad in ping pong.”

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