Conversation

God and I were enjoying ice cream outside Baskin and Robbins Ice Cream Parlor.

I said, “God, I feel like I was born with a million dollars, but I’ve made a lot of bad purchases during my life time.

God said, “And…?”

I said, “I wish I’d made better purchases.”

God said, “Why are you telling me this?”

I said, “Because I figured you’re upset at me.”

God said, “If you realized how much I actually think about you, then you’d be upset.”