Sitting by the Lake

I sat by the lake and watched the sun go down. The moon rose up and took its place. 

I said, “Hey, moon, what’s your favorite song?” 

The moon said, “What’s a song?” 

I sang The Toodaloo Blues. 

The Moon began to dance across the night sky. It caused huge waves to rise on the lake. 

A carp got thrown from the water and landed on the ground next to me. 

The carp said, “Dude, what the fuck?”