Snow

I woke up this morning to snow in my yard.

I went outside and said, “What the hell’s going on?”

The snow said, “What do you mean? This is what I do.”

I went to my garage, got out a gas can, went to my yard, poured gasoline on the snow, lit it, and watched the flames melt the snow away in a few minutes.

I went inside and poured myself a glass of water.

The water said, “You can’t hide from me.”