I was walking on the train tracks. I got tired and laid down. 

A train came by and said, “Look, you’ve got to get up or I’ll have to run you over.” 

I said that the train sounded tired and if it wanted to it could lay down next to me. 

The train turned on it’s side, I spooned it, and it was asleep in seconds.

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