I was walking in the woods when I came upon a unicorn. 

I said hi. 

The unicorn said hi. 

I said something dumb like, “What a nice day, isn’t it?” 

The unicorn looked awkward and didn’t say anything. 

I felt like an idiot and kept walking. 

It turns out the woods isn’t such a relaxing place after all.

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