Birthday

God stopped by today and asked me what I wanted for my birthday. 

I tried to pretend I was humble and said I didn’t want anything. 

God one-upped me and said, “Okay.” 

I quickly said that I wanted a box of Cap’n Crunch cereal. 

God smiled, took his hand from behind his back, and held out a box of the Cap’n and said, “I know.”