I got on an airplane. I brought my pet rhino Claudius. I had the aisle seat, Claudius had the middle seat. 

Claudius has a tiny bladder and had to get up and use the restroom often. After the fifteenth time getting up, I got angry at Claudius. Claudius’ feelings were hurt. 

The undercover TSA agent asked me to apologize.

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