Empty

I was walking down the sidewalk when I heard a, “Pssssst” coming from my right. I looked around and saw nothing.

I heard, “No, duder, down here!”

I looked down and saw a hole.

I said, “What?”

The hole said, “Could you get this trash out of me?”

I said, “Sure.” I reached down into the hole and took out some empty beer cans, a couple of pages of newspaper, and some cigarette butts.

The hole said, “Thanks.”

I said, “No problem. Have a great one.”

The hole said, “I already am.”