I got lost in the desert again. It’s the fourth time this year!
I tried to prevent it from happening by tying ten miles of string from my car bumper to my right ankle. But miles into the desert, I heard a sound and turned around and discovered that my car had followed me.
I got so angry! My car told me that it was sorry, but it loved me and wanted to be by my side.
My car and I hugged as vultures circled us from overhead.