I’m Too Sensitive

I was standing in line at Target. I noticed that God was standing in front of me. I get nervous around celebrities. I think they want privacy, but then I heard some of them like when you say hi and compliment them on their work.

Like an idiot, I nervously said, “Um, I like your work.”

God turned around, smiled, and said, “Oh, thanks.”

I looked down and said, “I’m sorry.”

God said, “For what?”

I said, “I’m bugging you.”

God created a thunder crack and said, “WELL, THEN DON’T DO IT AGAIN!“

I started to cry.

God said, “Hey, I was just kidding.”