The Dark Side of Recycling

I was reading the Chicago Tribune when the tree it was made from came to life. 
The tree said, “What the hell is going on?” 
I said, “You no longer live in the forest.” 
The tree-paper looked around my living room and said, “Dude, when was the last time you cleaned up in here?”

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