Doing What I Can

I was washing my socks out in the river behind my house when a trout stuck its head out of the water.

The trout said, “Dude, I live in this water. I don’t like having to smell your dirty socks.”

I said, “I’m sorry, but my washing machine is broken and I have an important job interview.”

The trout said, “What’s the position you’re interviewing for?”

I said, “Chief fisherman for Fish Eye brand fish sticks.”

The trout said, “Nevermind.”