She’s Right

I was so angry at my elephant!

In the middle of the night, she stampeded my living room, reducing to pulp my stereo, tv, dog and barcalounger.

I said to my elephant, “What the hell were you thinking?!”

My elephant said, “Dude, what were you thinking when you got an elephant for a pet?”

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