Lonesome No More!

I got a hotel room at a casino in Santa Fe. I laid down but couldn’t fall asleep.

So I went downstairs to the casino and bet $100 on roulette. I won $150,000. I got the money in cash and came back to my room.

I arranged the cash in a lengthwise pile on the bed. I laid down on the bed and spooned the cash. I fell asleep in seconds.