My dog Rexy said, “Can we go for a walk?”

I said, “No. It’s raining. I lost my umbrella and I don’t want to get wet.”

Rexy said, “Think of it like taking a shower.”

I said okay and walked Rexy while naked. I carried a bar of soap and sudsed up to prevent any trouble with the law.

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