Check List

I’m packing for my trip to Los Angeles. So far I’m bringing:

1. My twenty foot garden hose. Watering people’s yards is a big hobby of mine. And people are always grateful.

2. My bear skin rug. I can only fall asleep on this rug. I can’t sleep in beds.

3. My suit of armor. I like to dress up as a knight. It makes me feel bold. I’m also bringing a gallon of WD-40.