Rest Less

I was restless and felt the need to do something new this year. So Saturday night I dug a very deep hole to the center of the Earth. First off, I was excited because the center is very warm, which is nice because Chicago is frigid and I haven’t been able to get warm enough.

Second, the center of the Earth is spacious. I stood up and walked around. There were some other people down there walking around too. Most of them were friendly. It’s nice when you meet people with similar interests.

Thirdly, there were no creatures. It becomes very easy to enjoy a new place when you can be certain you won’t be eaten.

I thought I would live down there forever. But I got restless again and came back last night. I think the internet has made me addicted to new stimulation.