I went to the pet adoption fair. I looked at the dogs but couldn’t find any I connected with. I skipped the cats because of my allergies. But then I found a llama and I felt, “Yes!”

The llama wouldn’t fit in my car so I had to walk her home. I brought her into my apartment. She immediately scuffed up the wood floors. Then she started scratching her head on the walls and wore down the paint and put a hole in the dry wall. Then she sat down hard on my bed which collapsed and cracked the floor.

I knew I was saying goodbye to my security deposit. But the heart knows no bounds.

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