Second Opinion

I wasn’t feeling well. I took the day off of work and went to the doctor. The doctor examined me and said I was healthy. I left the doctor’s office and went outside and sat in my car.

My dog, Desmond, who’d been waiting for me in the car said, “What’s the verdict?”

I said, “It turns out I’m healthy.”

Desmond howled and said, “That’s great news!”

I said, “Yes, but I still feel like crap.”

Desmond said, “Yes, but sometimes…you’re wrong.”