Current Circumstances

I won a cow in a raffle last night. I brought it home and put it in my guest room. In the morning I was thirsty for breakfast, so I tried milking it. I got about a cup’s worth. The milk was delicious. I’ve named the cow Marjorie. I wish I hadn’t because it’s interfering with my plans for lunch.

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