Things I Like

I like…

…when my car flies off the cliff and doesn’t crash on the ground below but instead parks comfortably on a cloud…

…when I’m walking through the woods and come across a grizzly bear and he sees that I have a jar of fresh honey and he asks me for some and I give it to him and he really enjoys it on some toast…

…when I take a bath and a shark comes through the faucet and I enjoy riding it around the tub…

…when you come to my place with a case of peanut butter and we coat the entire floor and walls and then open the windows and let the squirrels in…

…when I go back in time to the signing of the Declaration of Independence and I sign my name and then I came back to this time and I go to the store and buy a copy of that document and I show my friends and they see my name and get confused…